Daily Deals: Save On Ryzen CPUs, Preorder Final Fantasy 7, Doom Eternal and More

This Sunday, we are highlighting some amazing deals of CPUs, thanks to a great discount on AMD CPUs at Amazon. If you’ve been wanting to upgrade your computer, or build a whole new one, this might be the start of a great new build. Along with those deals, we have a wide array of preorders up for grabs, some awesome Dell PC products and countless games to keep you entertained!

Get a Ryzen CPU for up to $50 Off at Amazon

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If you’re looking to build a PC for the upcoming gaming season, then this is a series of deals worth checking out. AMD is offering most of their amazing CPUs for up to $50 off currently. On top of that, nearly all of them come with 3-Months of Xbox Game Pass, which is a great service that offers hundreds of free games to play on PC.

The Last of Us Part II Ellie Edition Available at PlayStation Direct

Last of Us Part 2 is the other huge release for 2020 and the Ellie Edition is back in stock for a limited time. The Ellie Edition includes a backpack, logo patch, soundtrack on a vinyl record, steelbook case, 48-page mini artbook by Dark Horse, and some DLC. The Collector’s Edition includes the game with steelbook case, a 12″ Ellie statue, Ellie’s bracelet, lithograph art print and thank you ltter, stickers, pins, 48-page mini artbook by Dark Horse, DLC, and more.

WD Black P10 “Game Drive” 5TB USB 3.0 Portable Hard Drive with 2 Months of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate for $115.99

The P10 model sports a metal shell and includes 2 free months of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate.

Out 3/20: Preorder Animal Crossing for Switch, Get $10 in Best Buy Credit

This is the only deal available right now for preordering the hottest Switch game of 2020 so far. You’ll need a MyBestBuy membership to get this free credit, but it’s free to sign up. If you like games such as Stardew Valley or Harvest Moon, this one should be right up your alley.

Out 4/10: Preorder Final Fantasy VII Remake for PS4, Get $10 in Best Buy Credit

Our preview is up, but I’d suggest you give the demo a whirl and make your own opinion first. After all, it’s free. The game is out in just over a month and Best Buy is the only place you can preorder it with cash back. You’ll need a MyBestBuy membership, which is free to sign up.

Out 3/31: Preorder Persona 5 Royal Steelbook Launch Edition for PS4, Get $10 Best Buy Gift Card

If you thought Persona 5 couldn’t get any better, guess again. One of the best (if not the best) RPGs to grace the PlayStation 4 console is receiving the royal treatment in 2020. Persona 5: Royal Edition introduces a new character, the ability of customize your Thieves’ Den, and new story lines with new cutscenes and new endings. The Steelbook Launch edition throws in a snazzy metal case at no additional cost.

Batman Beyond: The Complete Series on Blu-ray for $49.99 at Amazon

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If you’ve been holding off of the countless Batman Beyond deals, then maybe the time is finally right for you. Own the entire series on Blu-ray for only $49.99, courtesy of Amazon.

Ubisoft Spring Sale: Up to 80% Off PC and Console Video Games

Ubisoft is offering discounts of up to 80% off a vast selection of games including Tom Clancy, Far Cry, Assassin’s Creed, Anno, South Park, For Honor, The Crew, Steep, and much more. Some of them, like Anno 1800, rarely see any discount. Check out the full list yourself.

Xbox One X (Factory Refurbished) for $229.99

This is the lowest price we’ve ever seen for an Xbox One X gaming console from a reputable vendor. Note that this is a Microsoft refurbished item, which means that it still comes with a 90-day warranty. Microsoft refurbished items generally look brand new and come in its original packaging. Since you’re getting it from Walmart (and not a marketplace vendor), it’s easy enough to return to your local store if you have any problems with the unit.

Out 4/3: Preorder Resident Evil 3 and Save $10

Resident Evil 3 has dropped $10 to $49.94. For those of you who have already preordered the game from Amazon, your price is automatically adjusted to the lower one. Resident Evil 2 was a remake done right, and we expect RE3 to receive the same treatment. RE3 completes the Raccoon City arc, and this time you’re playing as the iconic Jill Valentine.

Out 3/20: Preorder Doom Eternal and Save $10

Doom Eternal is another hugely anticipated release and you can save $10 when you preorder it. If you’ve watched any of the gameplay trailers you already know this game is going to pretty amazing. Preorder it and you’ll also receive a digital copy of Doom 64.

Alienware Aurora Intel Core i7-9700 RTX 2080 SUPER Gaming Desktop for $1699.99

The new RTX 2080 SUPER is the latest generation of RTX cards and is modestly superior to the RTX 2080 (which is already more powerful than the GTX 1080 Ti). This makes the card the second most powerful card available. Best Buy ups the stakes here by maxing out the other specs, including an Intel Core i7 8-core processor, 16GB of RAM, dual drives (both 512GB SSD and 1TB HDD), and Killer networking.

Alienware Aurora Intel Core i7-9700 RTX 2080 SUPER Gaming Desktop for $1477.39

Use code “EXTRA17”

This particular model uses the previous generation Alienware chassis, which shouldn’t matter that much to you except in terms of aesthetics.

Alienware m17 17-Inch 4K 3840×2160 Intel Core i7-9750H RTX 2060 Gaming Laptop for $1399.99

Use code “AFF700AW”

The m17 is the 17″ variant of the new generation of Alienware m-series gaming laptops. Despite the larger screen size, it still clocks in at only 5.8 pounds. It’s equipped with a gorgeous true 4K (3840×2160) IPS display and an RTX 2060 Max-Q video card. The RTX 2060 is more powerful than the GTX 1660 Ti Max-Q and even the GTX 1070 Max-Q. You’ll need this kind of firepower for games like the upcoming Horizon Zero Dawn.

Alienware m15 Intel Core i7-9750H 15″ 1080p 144Hz GTX 1660 Ti Gaming Laptop with 16GB RAM and 512GB SSD for $1199.99

Use code “AWM15R1AFF”

The Alienware m15 is the newly designed 15″ laptop and weighs only 4.8 pounds, which is remarkable given its payload. We reviewed the m15 and highly recommend it. It’s easily one of the best laptops you can get in terms of build quality and under-the-hood power.

Alienware Aurora Intel Core i7-9700 RTX 2060 SUPER PC with 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD, 1TB HDD for $1149

Use code “AWAUR8AFF”

This gaming PC is equipped with the newest generation RTX 2060 SUPER video card. This “SUPER” model performs about the same as the original RTX 2070 video card and is perfect for 1080p and 1440p gaming. It’s paired with a 9th generation Intel Core i7 8-core processor, tons of RAM, a big SSD to serve as your boot drive, and a 1TB hard drive for extra storage.

Sign up for a Free 30-Day ComiXology Unlimited Trial

ComiXology is Amazon’s digital comic platform and is the largest digital retailer of American comics. The site hosts 20,000 digital comics, graphic novels, and manga from DC, Marvel, Image, Dark Horse, and more. Here’s your chance to access all of it, totally free, for 30 days. If you’re an avid comic reader, you might want to consider continuing on afterwards, since it’s only $5.99/month. You can even sign in with your Amazon account.

More Deals:

  • Friends Complete Series Blu-ray for $83 on Amazon
  • Howl’s Moving Castle Blu-ray Steelbook Preorder for $19.99 on Amazon
  • Playstation Gold Wireless Headset for $69 on Amazon
  • Ponyo Steelbook Blu-ray Preorder for $19.99 on Amazon

Nintendo Switch Video Game Deals:

  • Animal Crossing: New Horizons + $10 Best Buy Credit for $59.99
  • Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night for $19.99 at Gamestop
  • Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker for $29.99 on Amazon
  • Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth Complete Edition for $39.99 at Gamestop
  • God Eater 3 for $29.99 at Gamestop
  • Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition for $44.97 on Amazon
  • Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle for $14.99 at Best Buy
  • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games for $34.99 on Amazon
  • Mario Tennis Aces for $44.99 on Amazon
  • Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden for $9.99 at Gamestop
  • Our World is Ended for $19.99 at Gamestop
  • Pokemon Sword for $49.49 on Amazon
  • Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales for $19.99 at Nintendo eShop
  • Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Complete Edition for $49.99 on Amazon
  • Yoshi’s Crafted World for $39.99 on Amazon

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Xbox Live Is Down Right Now For Some

Xbox Live is down again. Microsoft confirmed that the online network is experiencing issues for the second time in less than a week. The issues are pretty serious, as some people are unable to log into Xbox Live or, if they can connect, they’re struggling to find matches.

As always, your mileage may vary. For some, Xbox Live remains online and available with no interruptions. Xbox Live is a global network that relies on server infrastructure that exists around the world and depends on a number of different factors for smooth operation.

For what it’s worth, Microsoft says it’s “currently investigating” the newest Xbox Live issues.

The new Xbox Live downtime appears to be connected, at least in part, to COVID-19 (coronavirus). With many offices and schools closed, more people are at home, and this is putting an extra strain on online networks, including Xbox Live.

The Xbox Live Status website shows that Xbox Live’s “core services” are currently impacted–this includes the basics like signing in and playing games. Also, “Purchase and Content Usage” is also experiencing issues.

Xbox boss Phil Spencer confirmed on Twitter that Xbox Live usage is “up on almost everything.”

Keep checking back with GameSpot for the latest on Xbox Live’s latest issues.

Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD Stars Support the Early Release of Final Season

With folks practicing “social distancing” and “self-quarantine,” many are now looking for TV shows and movies to distract themselves. While some people and publications have streaming/binging recommendations — like James Gunn’s 10 favorite underrated films to our own list of feel-good movies — companies like Disney are releasing movies to digital early – like Frozen 2 and Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.

With that in mind, a Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD fan on Twitter suggested the Disney drop Season 7, the show’s final 13-episode run, which is due out this summer, early for those staying indoors to binge. Here’s the original tweet…

The tweet’s tagging of SHIELD stars Clark Gregg, Chloe Bennet and Ming-Na Wen resulted in both Gregg and Bennet retweeting the message to their hordes of followers, showing support for idea of a Season 7 early release.

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All final episodes are finished as the series wrapped production of its seventh season back in July of 2019, just a few days after it was announced that Season 7 would be the show’s last.

Meanwhile, Disney has announced that it will temporarily shut down production on all of its upcoming Disney+ Marvel shows and films amid COVID-19 concerns. Disney has also shut down both Disney World and Disneyland in an attempt to prevent further spread of COVID-19. This is only the fourth time in history that Disneyland has been closed.

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Matt Fowler is a writer for IGN and a member of the Television Critics Association. Follow him on Twitter at @TheMattFowler and Facebook at Facebook.com/MattBFowler.

Onward Tops the Lowest Box Office in Twenty Years

Unsurprisingly, not many folks ventured out to the multiplex this weekend amid coronavirus concerns, so the box office took a huge hit, falling to its lowest reporting in two decades (per Variety).

With only a $55.3 million take between Friday and Sunday, Onward topped the charts as the only film to earn over $10 million. Paramount’s A Quiet Place II was originally scheduled to release this weekend, but it, like many other films, has been pushed back.

New films that weren’t delayed, which did open this weekend, included The Hunt, Bloodshot, and faith-based flick I Still Believe. They all placed in the Top 5, with I Still Believe and Bloodshot earning close to what Onward made.

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Most theater chains, including AMC and Regal, have taken measures to reduce crowding by capping their auditorium ticket sales at 50%, therefore limiting the amount of people who can attend a single showing.

The last time box office hauls were this low was back in September of 2000 when the weekend take was only $54.5 million.

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Our review of Bloodshot, starring Vin Diesel and Guy Pearce, notes that it “overcomes a slew of cliches and an awful opening 20 minutes to prove a mostly fun Vin Diesel flick.”

Our review of The Hunt, from Watchmen’s Damon Lindelof, hails the satire for holding “a darkly comic mirror up to our political divisions in a bloody fun way.”

Here are the Top 10 North American box office estimates for the weekend (via Box Office Mojo)

  • 1. Onward $10,532,000
  • 2. I Still Believe $9,500,000
  • 3. Bloodshot $9,300,000
  • 4. The Invisible Man $6,000,000
  • 5. The Hunt $5,320,000
  • 6. Sonic the Hedgehog $2,575,000
  • 7. The Way Back $2,415,000
  • 8. The Call of the Wild $2,241,000
  • 9. Emma $1,370,000
  • 10 Bad Boys for Life $1,100,000

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Matt Fowler is a writer for IGN and a member of the Television Critics Association. Follow him on Twitter at @TheMattFowler and Facebook at Facebook.com/MattBFowler.

Original Mulan Director Reveals His Role on Space Jam 2

Not even COVID-19 can stop the animated sports stars of Space Jam 2, apparently, and now it appears they’ve got an animation mainstay among their ranks. Tony Bancroft, known for directing the 1998 Mulan film among other major animation credits, has tweeted out that he’s working on Space Jam 2 as an animator.

“I just started working on the lot at Warner Bros studio in January,” Bancroft tweeted Saturday. “Now working from home. Just one more Looney chapter in the making of Space Jam 2. Have Cintiq will travel.”

Bancroft’s other credits include being an animator on the original Aladdin, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and The Emperor’s New Groove.

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Space Jam 2 is scheduled to release on July 16, 2021, and will star NBA legend Lebron James, despite original Space Jam star Michael Jordan’s desire to see someone else take over the role.

Space Jam 2 is also being produced by Black Panther director Ryan Coogler, and will actually be directed by Justin Lin, who directed four of the Fast and the Furious films.

Warner Bros. hasn’t made any statement on whether or not Space Jam 2’s production is delayed due to the COVID-19 outbreak. With the film still a year off, it remains to be seen if it’s effected in any way. That said, Bancroft does say he’s working from home, like many others across the globe.

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Hopefully, Space Jam 2 will be able to avoid any serious delays. Meanwhile, here’s every movie and show that’s been delayed because of COVID-19.

What do you think of the Mulan director being involved in a key role on Space Jam 2? Let us know in the comments below.

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Joseph Knoop is a writer/producer/Monstar for IGN.

In Lieu of WrestleMania, Bray Wyatt Challenges John Cena to a Bar Fight

Though there’s still no word yet on WrestleMania 36 being cancelled over coronavirus concerns, “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt has a pretty good idea of what to do with his scheduled match against John Cena should the mega-event get pushed back (which it absolutely has to be, it’s just a matter of days before Tampa pulls the plug).

Taking to Twitter (for a message that has since been deleted), Bray The Fiend challenged Cena to a “Bar Fight Deathmatch” in a Hooters. Check it out…

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Bray was totally kidding, except that he also wrote “Not Kidding.” And given how last week’s SmackDown on Fox emanated from the WWE Performance Center, with no fans in attendance, this may be the way WrestleMania goes unless the decision is made to push the event into the summer. As it stands right now, Monday’s RAW, which boasts the return of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, will also take place in a the emptied-out Performance Center.

Let’s pretend this is a viable option. Would y’all like to see it happen? Let us know below!

In other COVID-19 production news, Disney has announced that it will temporarily shut down production on all of its upcoming Disney+ Marvel shows and films.

Outside of its media entertainment services, Disney has also shut down both Disney World and Disneyland in an attempt to prevent further spread of COVID-19. This is only the fourth time in history that Disneyland has been closed.

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Here’s a full list of every TV show and movie production that’s come to a halt due to the pandemic.

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Matt Fowler is a writer for IGN and a member of the Television Critics Association. Follow him on Twitter at @TheMattFowler and Facebook at Facebook.com/MattBFowler.

Morbius, the Living Vampire Designs Live in the IGN Store

Halloween is still more than half a year away, but that doesn’t mean we can’t get spooky in the IGN Store. We’ve added a ton of new designs from Marvel’s Morbius, the Living Vampire comic, and some of them are among my favorite designs in the whole store.

Morbius, the Living Vampire Shirts at the IGN Store

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On top of the new Morbius designs, we have a massive collection of Marvel shirts and pullovers from X-Men, Avengers, and tons more. We also have designs from some of the biggest Nintendo properties around, all officially licensed, and all waiting for you. Metroid, Mario Kart, Splatoon, even newcomers like Luigi’s Mansion 3 and Animal Crossing: New Horizons are part of our latest wave of new shirt designs.

Be sure to check back each week as we add even more designs, and follow the IGN Store on Twitter for announcements and special savings.

 

 

The Batman Production Delayed By Coronavirus

The coronavirus has caused closures and delays of every sort, and now it appears that even the caped crusader isn’t immune. Variety has reported that Warner Bros. has stopped the production of the upcoming Batman film The Batman due to coronavirus concerns.

There’s no cause for DC fans to panic yet because the halt is only scheduled to last two weeks. For now, the June 25, 2021 release date is still set, but it’s unclear whether this delay will have an effect.

The two other major Warner Bros. films currently in production, Matrix 4 and King Richard, are still on their regular production schedule as of now, with no interruptions announced. Matrix 4 is currently shooting in Berlin on a soundstage, and King Richard is filming in Los Angeles but has had to pause production anyway because of bad weather.

The Batman is joining a laundry list of films and events affected by COVID-19, including cancellations of events like E3 and SXSW, and production delays on blockbusters like Jurassic World: Dominion.

Even so, the show must go on, and The Batman is still set to be released in 2021 and will star Robert Pattison, Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman, Paul Dano as the Riddler, and Colin Ferrel as the Penguin.

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13 Times We’ve Been Truly Evil to NPCs

For years videogames have encouraged us to make heroic choices and roleplay as an honest protagonist. But what about those times when you just feel a little… cruel? Games such as Bioshock, Fallout, and Infamous give players the choice to play dastardly for different rewards and story experiences, but what about when the only prize you want is the satisfaction of truly destroying a character’s day? We’ve all been there.

With that in mind, here are 13 times we’ve been truly evil to NPCs. Yes, we don’t feel good about this at all…

Watch Dogs 2 – No Escape from Alcatraz

Watch Dogs 2 is loaded with ways to torment NPCs, with many of them involving crippling some of the local’s bank accounts. With the ability to scan any character’s phone and find out their hidden, sordid secrets it’s hard not to think some of the San Franciscans deserve it.

However, this insider info can also help you administer justice in a more traditional fashion. In an effort to be an accurate representation of San Francisco, Watch Dogs 2 features an extremely accurate and disturbingly operation-able version of the former prison and now popular tourist trap, Alcatraz. Vicki-Higgs

Alcatraz is swarming with visitors, much like real life. Not quite as authentic is the ability to open and close cells at will, and NPC Vicki Higgs found this out the hard way. It turns out the janitor had an EU arrest warrant, so I didn’t feel too guilty when I managed to position the unsuspecting (but completely deserving) NPC into a life sentence on The Rock.

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Red Dead Redemption 2 – Blood on the Tracks

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Red Dead Redemption 2 features a world full of potential mischief and shenanigans, with the game itself very much encouraging you to choose a good or evil path. What it doesn’t encourage you to do, however, is kidnap and hogtie an innocent traveller, find a split in the train tracks and then let fate (or the train driver) decide whether this man lives or dies. It’s the ultimate ethics test, and one I think I’ve failed miserably.

Mario 64 – Penguin Plummet

Mario doesn’t have a reputation as a bad guy. Far from it in fact. But Mario 64 gives you one particular opportunity to change that. On the Cool, Cool Mountain stage, Mario is tasked with the rescue and return of a lost baby penguin in exchange for a much sought after star.

However, after doing all the leg work to rescue this giant penguin’s precious baby, things can take a dark turn: you can decide to dispose of the infant off the edge of the universe. I’m sure you can imagine how I chose to approach this situation.

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Once again, it’s important to clarify that I don’t feel good about any of this…

 Tomb Raider – The Frozen Butler

This is very well known – some may say it’s the original act of malice in video games – but it’s still a goody. In Tomb Raider 2 you’re given the chance to explore Lara’s humble abode, but annoyingly not without that utter nob Winston the butler constantly following you around with his wobbly tea tray.

There’s a very easy way to get rid of It Follows, though. Just open the fridge door, lure the unsuspecting OAP in, and then boom: he’s left to freeze and rattle his china for eternity.

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FIFA International Soccer – The Perpetual Pursuit

A sports game feels like the last place you should be able to be truly evil, at least without some form of repercussions. However, in FIFA 94 there’s the lovely option to run away indefinitely from the referee anytime he tries to give you a booking. What follows is a chase that could continue for eternity and expose the incredible fitness levels of this determined official. Presumably to save the legs and lungs of the ref, this ‘feature’ was swiftly removed from FIFA 95.

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Assassin’s Creed Origins – Bait and Switch

Assassin’s Creed is a story of an ancient conflict between secret societies and a bloodthirsty quest for revenge. But sometimes you can get easily distracted when all you really want is a precious crocodile skin to craft yourself a new outfit. Taking the beast head-on feels like an unnecessary challenge though, especially when there’s another option.

Assassin’s Creed Origins provides a lovely little (and heinous) solution: simply murder a local (undeserving) fisherman, sling him on your shoulder, and then feed his corpse to your target. Then, when he’s full up on the blood of the innocent, it’s easy pickings.

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Far Cry Primal – Tears of Shame

While we’re on the skin-hunting game, gaining one from a prize jaguar feels far more disgusting when it’s an act of betrayal.

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With the taming ability in Far Cry Primal, you can make best friends with the beautiful beast, lead him into a false sense of security, and then BAM.  An easy, traitorous kill.

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The rare jaguar skin has lots of uses, but taking the disappointment out of those eyes isn’t one of them…

Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons – Alley-Oops

Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons is a heartwarming adventure of two siblings trying to find a cure for their father’s illness. However, it’s also the story of two evil little s**ts who steal this poor child’s basketball, dump it down a well, and watch her tears flow.
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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain – RIP-Horse

As if forcing his army to live on a remote plant deep in the Seychelles wasn’t punishment enough, Big Boss demands nothing but gratitude for every ounce of abuse he can inflict on his Diamond Dogs. Even after a high level of physical abuse, Snake’s soldiers will not only salute but also say thank you for the privilege. It’s the worst case of Stockholm syndrome I’ve ever seen.

But the evilest thing you can do in MGS V involves airdropping, a tank, and an unsuspecting companion. Namely, D-Horse, soon to be known as RIP-Horse.

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Disco Elysium – Petanque

Disco Elysium has an extremely flexible dialogue system that gives you a wealth of options in the city of Revachol. But as is traditional here, they’re not always nice. As a detective you’re often given the ability to not give a shit about the lives of the NPCs and just potter about doing whatever you feel like.

Nothing exemplifies this more than the interruption and subsequent destruction of the ball game being played by a couple of manly, miserable men. Turns outs they were playing bowls and not shot-put. Whoops.

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Sure, I could have observed the game first, but where’s the fun in that?

Hitman – The Wood Chipper

Hitman has always been a series about committing heinous acts in the name of ‘justice’. But sometimes is can go a little too far.

Take the hit on Silvio Caruso in the Sapienza mission. In classic Hitman fashion, he’s a bit of a dodgy fella who’s asking for it. What he isn’t asking for, though, is a hammer to the face while mourning at his Mother’s grave, and then being thrown into a wood chipper for the subsequent bloodbath. Slight overkill there, Agent 47…

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Half-Life – Destroyed Casserole

This one – depending on your perspective – is perhaps on the low end of the evil scale, but it still absolutely ruins this NPCs day.

Right at the start of Half-Life, one the first places you can visit in Black Mesa is the kitchen in Personnel Facilities. Inside you’ll find a mouthy scientist cooking his lunch in the microwave that, with a few button smashes, can be completely ruined. Valve would later reveal in Half-Life 2: Episode 2 the casserole was the lunch of Arne Magnusson, who is still none too pleased with you over 20 years later.

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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim – Blood of Deceit

The last one is a doozy and can be very much slotted into the ‘long con’ category.

There’s lot of weapons in Skyrim, but none of them are more sinister than the Ebony Blade. This is a weapon that, and I quote: “Absorbs the life essence of your foes” and is “strengthened by the blood of deceit”. Yup, that sounds right up my street.

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In the quest for ultimate power, first I need a partner. And with a gentle bit of wooing, oblivious NPC Jenassa agrees to give me her hand in marriage.

The ceremony was beautiful and Jenassa was very excited for matrimonial bliss. Little did she know her husband was under the spell of his powerful love sword. And no, that’s not a euphemism.

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I can’t state enough how much I don’t feel good about this, but unfortunately the temptation was too hard to resist. The Ebony Blade does need strengthening, after all, and matricide is a powerful form of deceit. If game developers will insist on giving me half a chance, I will destroy your digital life in the quest for ultimate power.

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Dale Driver is a Senior Video Producer at IGN, and clearly a man with some issues. Follow him on Twitter.